Kristin Rides

• Give them to homeless people (thanks,Heidi)
• Bring them to work (unless you got them from a coworker…)
• Make your SO bring them to their work
• Bring them to a party
• Throw a party and make all your friends eat them
• Put them in a blender, add some modge-podge, and carve a sugar statue
• eat all of them, then feel really guilty and fat, and go to the gym at midnight and workout for 4 hours (don’t recommend)
• for more bread-like sweets, take them to a pond and feed the birds
• create net traps in a nearby park with the sweets as bait and catch little children and taunt them with candy
• Try to actually measure the number of kilocalories in them through combustion
• Ball up pastries into snow-ball-like weapons and throw at passing cars
• If you race, send them to your competition with a note “it’s the holidays, indulge!”
• Create a cyclocross course, but instead of mud, line the course with fruitcake and bread pudding
• Invent a way to fuel your car with sugar cookies

Any more?